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Dr Zaius

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  1. Dr Zaius

    Paul Ricard circuit update - now live

    I was going to mention that but I though I was pressing it hard enough. Then the screen cracked and I figured I was pressing hard enough.
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    F1 Live Ghost Racing in a future update?

    No Fierce you're not missing anything. Car control is maybe the worst I've every experienced. The back end fishtails like... like a fish! Reminds me of when I'd get bored with my slotcars and we'd oil the corners. But I was young and it was time I gave toys away and started drinking heavily.
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    F1 Live Ghost Racing in a future update?

    Incorporate what exactly? I just downloaded it and before finishing a lap deleted it. It's so bad I suddenly have new respect for F1 Mobile.
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    French GP

    It's race time again and F1 Mobile presents us with the only interesting challenge contained in the game. This time it's Paul Ricard. Personally I would rather race at Roland Garros, Inspector Cousteau or even Circuit Touche Turtle. I find the lack of any kind of visual markers to be a great detractor. Everywhere, on every part of the track it is blue stripes, red stripes with nothing like a tree or a building to use as a visual guide to your whereabouts. Even the spectators in the stands it seems are half a kilometre away across those seas of blue stripes and red stripes. And speaking of the red stripes and the blue stripes, they oil them. Perhaps in leftover garlic butter from escargot? Or should I say Escargots à la Bourguignonne? One wheel on those and you'll swiftly arrive in Belgium in a different time zone where the race ended three hours ago. Ce La Vie, I say! Enjoy racing this the most dire and visually unexciting circuit on the calendar.
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    Canada pole time is ludicrous

    Also ridiculous is Vettel got pole position with. 1:10 lap. An officially endorsed F1 game should be a more accurate representation of this.
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    Canada pole time is ludicrous

    Number 1 rank at the moment is a 1 minute flat. I can't get close to a 1:04 so how you could shave 4 seconds of PGIII's time is baffling.
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    Canada GP

    Moving up through the pack without touching someone is almost impossible. Even cautious driving, braking early can result in touching a car and you can't afford to lose those seconds. Again, no degree of subtlety from devs. If you rammed the back of a car, then a penalty should apply, but slight contact? It's unreasonable.
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    Canada Race

    I snuck in to Codemasters HQ and got this shot of their server.
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    Canada Race

    Did you have a cloud backup? Do you login using Game Center?
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    Tool for calculating setups.

    I still remain doubtful of the efficacy of anything that resembles an "ideal setup".... with the benefit of months of gameplay trying different configurations, any differences are indiscernible. Now that we can run three different set ups and I have my three in the most opposing forms.... Power, Handling and Aero... all indications are that Aero is always going to yield the best results. I have never found a track where sheer, brute power is an advantage.
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    June 6 patch notes

    Always one to live in naive hopefulness, I launched the game and got a Singapore grid start. Waited for opponent. No surprises there. Waited a bit longer. A bit longer. After five minutes, I was thinking of the Rocky Horror Song "Time Warp"....it's just a step to the front, then two steps to the back" Well, after an hours play, I've racked up 10 straight losses. So, have you done anything to improve my experience? That's a no from me. I'll be stopping play again, until something occurs to make this enjoyable. In fact after a long lay-off I downloaded my old favourite RR3 and doing 10 laps of Lemans in an LMP1 car, weaving through back markers, choosing your overtaking points and knowing the your opponents weren't going to ram you off the track was an absolute delight compared to this underdeveloped game. Also to note. Why am I only ever racing number 22 Bots? Is it my time zone? I know the rest of the world is asleep, so why should I never compete against real players? And bots never make mistakes. I've never been behind one and it cuts a corner.
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    Lack of interest

    There seems to be a sizeable drop off in the number and frequency of users visiting this forum. I wonder if it is indicative of players removing themselves actively from the game or is it a case of "posting complaints here is pointless" so why bother?
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    Latest patch status

    I feel for you Chris. You're the Sarah Sanders of Codemasters. Putting a positive spin on everything must be challenging, so take it easy, it's just a game after all.
  14. Please feel free to lodge a complaint. I'm sick of this place and everybody associated with it. It's a **** game and all anybody does is moan about it.

    1. UP100


      If you're sick of this place, you maybe should stop being here?

  15. You are applying logic to the operational aspects of this game. This approach will return erroneous assumptions that do not apply to any and or all specific outcomes based on the algorithms outlined in the contract as per the schedule of events when calculated to be equal or greater than the lesser amassed amount of points per event per competitor and as such any actual results are null and void. I thought everyone knew that.
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    Upcoming Monaco Grand Prix

    My 1:07 got me 14th on the grid.
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    Upcoming Monaco Grand Prix

    Yep, I don't know much about this game. I'm so stupid I actually enjoy playing it and like to buy helmets and Season Passes. I've got VIP Memberships paid up until 2028 and I own every official car.
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    Tool for calculating setups.

    Your concept is admirable but I think you overestimate the actual impact various parts have on performance. Many of us here have tried set-ups that are extreme. Ranging from all power to all aero to lightweight to even some who run with a PI of zero and the differences do not impact lap times. I would not advise you to spend your time on this.
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    Upcoming Monaco Grand Prix

    I'm around the same place, in bronze rank.... I've NEVER been bronze!! I'm currently wearing a paper bag on my head in shame. But I am hopeful that I'll be passing a lot of cars as I make my way up to first. I'm laughing, but you can't see it because of the paper bag.
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    Upcoming Monaco Grand Prix

    Current best times are in the 58 second marks. My predictions were close. Luckily I'm not one of those "I told you so" people.
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    Upcoming Monaco Grand Prix

    The Facebook group has posted a League 1 fastest time of 60 seconds. My guess is this will fall further. Now do you understand what I was saying? A 1:09 is not going to get you on the front row and the only chance you have at Monaco is being on the front row. There isn't the slightest hope of getting 3 good lap times from the middle of the pack. You will be hitting other cars, other cars will be hitting you and walls and barriers will be like magnets.
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    Upcoming Monaco Grand Prix

    I will take mostly spot on as a compliment. I would be most obliged if somebody could post the fastest qualifying lap times. I don't intend competing this weekend. I get nauseous running around this rat maze of a so called circuit.
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    May 21 Update

    What did this do? What did it change or hopefully fix? I just did a dozen races and they seemed to be exactly the same as before. Any explanatory notes in point form will suffice.
  24. So it boils down to the verdict that all the game is good for is killing time. There are no reasons to win, just as there are no reasons to reach the top with its XP Points, 9,999 trophies, bonus liveries and Safety Ratings.
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    Upcoming Monaco Grand Prix

    But I am referring to cheats (or times that have a missing sector) who push the legitimate players who post realistic times during qualifying down the grid. And once in the middle of the grid at a track where overtaking is near impossible, you're screwed. My qualifying time in Spain placed me 8th on the grid due to extremely fast times at the top. When I had the chance to do the event again, the "false times" we're removed and my similar time got me pole. Codemasters do not remove impossible times quickly enough and we all lose grid positions.