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I slap sheep.

So Ferrari still sucks, Vettel is still a bottler and we start the season with back-to-back 1-2 finishes for Mercedes. In terms of who is getting the most enjoyment out of this season thus far, I'm sure I'm not at the top of that list.

That's pretty optimistic, assuming we'll see actual Rich Energy-cans available for purchase in your local ASDA next to the Red Bulls this season, but go for it.

What a sorry state motorsport is in that we're even in the position where we must acknowledge that F1 is being threatened by a couple of vacuum cleaners.

"Your a fake fan if you only support the driver not the team" What is this, football? The only F1-team that has a justifiable team > driver-mindset is Ferrari and the tifosi, but in general, it always sounded like a lame mantra to live by.

Yeah, that's definitely a ramp. I take back what I said. I do wonder what would've happened without it, as she would've hit the car much harder, but then again, I'd bet that it was always much easier to survive that impact than the one Sophia ended up surviving today. That crash could not have gone any better, a slight tilt in this direction or that direction and it's over.

Not that I don't agree, but looking at the many, many angles I've seen from the crash, I'd say that Sophia got launched over the wheel of someone else's car. The area to the inside of the kerb was slightly elevated, but not in a sausage kerb-kind of way. Having said that, people should've died today. They didn't. How everybody got away with their lives in this accident is a miracle. Even more if the spinal fracture Sophia has suffered is relatively okay to the point she can go back racing next season.

Passive-aggressively belittling someone for asking a question isn't nice either. In my eyes, you did that twice and could've easily answered the follow-up question without the snarky "it takes 10 seconds to google"-comment. I feel like you shouldn't be surprised I took it the way that I took it. But whatever, I'm sure I've done that too at times in a natural way, so if you say you didn't mean to do that, then I'll believe you, apologize for calling you an *censored* and keep it moving.

Well I mean Werhlein beat Ocon by one point /s Honestly I can't say Werhlein is worse than Ocon though as I haven't really seen one being quicker. Ocon wasn't in the Manor-team when Wehrlein scored that point though. ...Did you somehow miss the giant /s after "Well I mean Werhlein beat Ocon by one point"...? I have no idea what that means. Well I mean it takes less than 10 seconds to search it up. It means sarcasm. Takes less than 10 seconds to be an asshole too apparently. I assumed you mishit something on your keyboard or something, so I disregarded it.

Well I mean Werhlein beat Ocon by one point /s Honestly I can't say Werhlein is worse than Ocon though as I haven't really seen one being quicker. Ocon wasn't in the Manor-team when Wehrlein scored that point though. ...Did you somehow miss the giant /s after "Well I mean Werhlein beat Ocon by one point"...? I have no idea what that means.

Well I mean Werhlein beat Ocon by one point /s Honestly I can't say Werhlein is worse than Ocon though as I haven't really seen one being quicker. Ocon wasn't in the Manor-team when Wehrlein scored that point though. He stepped in half way through the season in a backmarker, whilst being over 6 foot tall, which caused problems as the car was designed for the relatively short, even for F1-standards, Haryanto and he kept up and then severely outpaced Wehrlein in very difficult conditions in Brazil. That, to me, showed that Ocon is a much bigger talent than Wehrlein.

He isn't? Never knew that. Oh well, never mind then, Wehrlein back in. I do think he's somewhat average though.

They didn't want Ocon over his Mercedes-connection, I can't see why Wehrlein would be any different.

For Kvyat, at this point it's just about getting on to the grid. For Toro Rosso, it's filling up a gap until someone like Ticktum is ready. I do wonder how Buemi would've done, but whatever, I don't really care that much now that Toro Rosso didn't had exciting options to choose from to begin with.

I'm so glad they did this. I genuinely think Leclerc could beat Vettel from the start.