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jordieDAFC

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  1. You've seen Donnie Darko yea? Well that jumbo jet engine that fell into his room, that'd make a good spider swatter.

    Hmm, I don't think jumbo jets fly into Edinburgh :/


    You should come down to Australia, spiders will be the least of your problems...

    http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2013/03/australias-dangerous-animals-the-top-30/

    Yep, and that's why I do not want to go to Australia....



  2. Tell me, how does one take down a big bassa of a spider?

    It has blocked the cupboard with my bouncy ball gun in it, its currently sitting on a flammable item so the homemade flamethrower is up in flames, Its too late to get a hammer, picking it up isn't an option, if I miss then its gonna run up my jeans that are on my chair.......


    Its looking like I'm gonna have to nuke um.....


  3. Can I just ask, am I allowed to swear at Old Trafford or is it not the done thing at a Premiership stadium? Cause I don't want to be shouting and getting angry only to be getting eyeballed by everybody. Got the impression the last time that it was frowned upon :L

    I know its a different sport, but this happened at Murrayfield when I went to a rugby game.... :L

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