OT AWARDS 2014
Welcome to the third annual OT awards show. Thank you all
for joining us tonight. Once again, this is that time of the year when we give
away some ‘awards’ to the most prominent members in this small family of ours’,
a family that has lived through a couple of natural calamities and at least 4
years. Hopefully, this family will stick around for years to come. Your host
will be, as usual Ron who hosted last year and also wrote the script for the
inaugural show. He will be joined by an unnamed co-host later on. Special
guests for the night are former community manager Helios a.k.a Ian Webster,
Satine and Ron’s girlfriend along with her family. So, without further ado,
buckle up people, let’s get this party started.
*with everybody seated and everything in order we start with
the opening performance. Ron and his gf performance Evancescense’s bring me to
life with Mexi on the drums, Fez and Iceman on the bass.*
Ron- So, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, I
Ron, proudly bring to you the 2014 OT awards show!!! *cheering* Three years ago
when I first thought of this concept, little did I know that we would be doing
this every year but thanks to your feedback and support, this is the third year
in running. Hopefully, we can all continue this for years to come. So, all the
a** ……. *having a concerned look at his gf* ….. so, all the gentlemen over
here, let’s have a cool and pleasant night tonight! *some members talking about
Ron’s sudden change in tone*
Ron- To kick things off, what better way than to declare
thread of the year award!!! Any guesses? *lots of stuff thread chants* I guess
I need not say anything new here, you people know the answer. THE STUFF
THREAD!!! Man, that’s the third consecutive time the same thread has won the
same award :p :p
Ron- Moving on to the next category, our family comprises of
people of all age groups. Some are uncles and some(like me) are kids and some
are half man and… *stares at his gf*…. But the youngsters are the one from whom
we can all take inspiration. They have a totally different level of energy,
enthusiasm, ideas etc. So, without further ado, lemme declare the winner. Roll
the drums backstage boys!!! *drums rolling* and the winner for YOUNG MEMBER
AWARD is ……. CHRIS!!!! Man, that was really tight between him and last year’s
winner Matt B but ultimately, the honor goes to Chris. Come up here mate.
*great reception for Chris*
so much for all the votes guys, I've become a lot more open on here over time
and have probably mature a lot too as I've aged. It's nice to know I'm
appreciated by the few people who voted on here, so thank you :)
Ron- That was a
pleasant speech Chris and well done. Come to my crib when you have time and I
can teach you how to turn from a chick to a chicken and … *again stares at his
gf*…. Give you tips on manhood!
Mex- Ron, why
don’t you admit it, you are afraid of her right? Maybe she might whoop ya ass
if ya play foul :p :p
Nah mate nothing like that, I am just a bit…. Sick.
sOb* *others around him laughing*
next one, every year, some new blood is always need to run through this
forum’s veins. Now, some of the nominees have been around here longer than we
may have thought of but actually, not in the OT family. While this year, we
haven’t quite had anyone new here but for the sake of formality, let’s just
name one anyway :p And the winner for the BEST NEW MEMBER is ….. even the
winner will be quite surprised lol …. SJSHARP!!!! *clapping all around*
just like to thank everyone for this prestigious award. I will certainly
treasure it. If it wasn't for you guys I probably wouldn't visit this forum as
much as I do. So in truth you guys make this forum as much fun as it can be to
visit. I've tried to help keep things going to by setting up a few topics
myself like the FIFA/PES thread which I think have helped the forum I certainly
enjoy spending time in the off topic section of this forum much more than the
rest of it , and I doubt I'd have notched up as many posts as I have if it wasn't
for you lot.
Ron- Thank you
for that charming speech sharpey and I will be seeing you around soon….. I mean
as a friend, not as anything else…. *Mex, Iceman and 123 looking at his gf*
123- Hey Katy,
won’t you say something?
Katy- Not yet,
he won’t even dare.
123- RIP Ron.
and Chris do a parody of Blurred lines to an ocean of laughter*
Ron- Now moving
on to the next category, just the opposite of the previous one, OLD MEMBER OF
THE YEAR AWARD. Now that certainly doesn’t mean anyone who has a wife and kids
:p :p :p anyway, the winner is…. *drum roll*… our one and only, uncle
PRAWNEY!!!!! *huge roar* Come up on the stage bud!
Fez- Move aside
ya nutcase, is that how you host an awards show? Man, I expected a lot more
from you considering how horrible you did last year.
Fez- No buts,
looks like again I will have to co-host *huge roar from the crowd* See, that’s
how you host. *Ron, forever alone* Thank you people, love you all. Free
graphics cards to all!!!
Fez- Have no
fear, Bum man is here :p Damn, even a beggar won’t give Ron a single cent lol
:p *Ron with a sad face* Our next award, EPIC THREAD REVIVAL AWARD. Now people,
we create so many threads but somehow somewhere, a few of them get lost.
However, always someone has to bring back the dead from it’s grave. In the
light of this rather meaningless comparison of mine, the winner is ……. THE
WEATHER THREAD!!!! And that too for the second consecutive year :D
George Michael’s careless whispers to a huge applause*
Fez- And moving
on…*cut by Ron*
Ron- Mind if
I….*cut by Fez*
Fez- Why don’t
ya just shut up and go back to the streets selling bra and panties for 50 cents
only *massive cheers for Fez, Ron’s gf bursts in laughter*
123- Hey Fez, mind if I join the party and give away a few
awards of mine?
Fez- Sure mate, why not? Just promise you won’t put me in a
bath tub with Luek and Mikey :p
123- ********* Alright people, it’s your favorite Aussie
again and for the first time every, an awards show inside an awards show, yeah
stole this idea from inception :p :p
Best Australian- That
Most likely to eat a spider- Fezbum(Fez- just wait till the
show is over…)
Least likely to lend you a dollar- Matthew77258(Matt- come
here you little piece of dip crap!!!)
Most F1 knowledge- Chris and PeteTeh
Most divisive member- AMS
Pensioner of the Year- cougar and Fezzelton(Couger- you got
to be kidding me…)
The Daniil Ricky-ardo Award for the Member Most in Need of a
Dictionary- Matthew77258 and Luek
*Matt A and Mexi each throw a pair of shoes at 123*
123- To make matters even sweeter, I will be back again!!!
*Mex and Matt A go out to kidnap him lol*
Fez- Now with the trash taken out, let us continue*Ron cuts
Ron- Can I just*Fez cuts him*
Fez- Fu**? Yeah, there’s a couple of dogs outside, feel free
to do with them.*Ron’s gf and some of the guys celebrate a drink to that* Now,
when I started here way back in 2010, there were a lot of guys who are
unfortunately not present with us tonight. A few of them are missed a lot,
their attitudes, posts etc. So, our next category, MOST MISSED MEMBER AWARD!!!
*drum roll* it’s a major tie here….. WE HAVE THREE WINNERS HERE, NEVER SEEN
BEFORE!!!...... MEXI, PHIL AND TJ FOR THE SECOND CONSECUTIVE TIME!!! *huge
cheering* now, since none of them could be with us here tonight, so their
awards will be kept in the OT hall of fame.
*Platy performs carnival of rust with mex on drums, matt A
and prawney on guitars. Huge claps all around*
*Ron having taken two pegs of God knows what*
Fez- I hope you all are*Ron cuts him*
Ron- I don’t give a flying F about how everyone is enjoying
or how you are doing, all I want is to host this bloody show. Now if you want
to get speared by me then continue to stand where you are or else move aside. F
rules, F my bloody policy, F whatever my gf thinks about this, this is my
Katy- Don’t worry, he will get riped when gets back home.
Mex/Iceman- RIP Ron.
Ron- Our next category, funniest thread award. Honestly, I
can name hundreds of threads
Fez- But there have been only 60+ something
Ron- Shut up you ugly fat bum, lemme finish my
sentence(*Herby- Ron is out*). FUNNIEST THREAD AWARD!!!! Roll the drums ya
monkeys in the back…… it’s quite tight…… THE GIF THREAD!!!! Must say, thousands
of funny gifs in that one.
*Fez almost cuts him but backs off after Katy signals him*
Ron- Moving on to the next one and I am laughing my ass of
just by reading the name only, THE PLONKER AWARD. Need I give any
introductions? Anyway…….. what’s the meaning of plonker?
Mex- The little thing that’s below your waist.
Ron- Thank you -_- Before I announce the winner, just wanted
to say something to the winner(s), it’s all in good spirits, just fun. And the
winner is….. ED for the second consecutive year lol. *crowd cheering for Ed*
Come on here man, it’s all fun.
Ed- This award
is dedicated to those who hypocritically enforce 'forum rules' and let certain
members get away with... saying things that others aren’t.
Ron- Let’s have a bottoms up to that
wonderful speech of yours. *both drink and hug each other*
Fez- Ron, I guess you ought to take a
Ron- Dare to do something different, like
I dare to lose my virginity in the coming days to the waitress at hotel
*Katy continues to frown while Mexi and
others convince her that Ron is now officially drunk :p*
Ron- And now for the LOOOOOOOOOOL WORST
COMEBACK AWARD!!! Man I won the inaugural best comeback award only to win the
worst one last year :p :p whoever wins this one gets a hug from me
Iceman- Pretty sure only a pig would want
to get one from you.
Ron- Ignore that hippie over there. And
the winner is, roll on the drums monkeys…… GOLDENCOLT!!! *lots of laughter* I
am sure you will win something more positive next year, here have a drink.
*both have a drink*
Goldencolt- that doesn't sound like a price anyone would
like to win. But guess what: It IS a price and that means I have been better at
something (even if that something means being worse than others) and that makes
me a winner. And it makes everyone of you guys a loser in that one category.So,
to sum up my feelings about winning this award, I'd like to quote the great Al
I hate you all and I thank no-one but myself.
*Herby and Mex perform Timberlake’s my love
with Ron playing TI*
Ron- How the fu** am I seeing two katy’s
in front of me? Does that mean I need to use two*Fez cuts him*
Fez- Mex, Iceman tie him up and drop him
somewhere down the Pacific!!! *all tie him up and take him backstage*
Fez- Sorry for all the unwanted interruption.
A tip to everyone, please don’t drink otherwise…. You already know. Moving on
to the next category, MOST CHANGED MEMBER AWARD. Now this one is interesting
and although it means little to judging the personality of the winner but
still, it definitely means that the person changed significantly enough to be
appreciated by our family. Our drunk guy himself won the first one and I would
happily declare him the winner again solely on the fact that once a clean guy
turned into an alcoholic piece of crap -_- Roll the drums!!!....... the winner
is….. never imagined I or most of the people would be seeing this…. AMS!!!!
*huge ovation**AMS gets on the stage and hugs Fezzy*
AMS- Thank you everybody, I am delighted to finally achieve this
monumental prize. Honestly, I never imagined in my wildest dreams I'd achieve
this, but thanks to the love and support of my PlayStation I've finally reached
it. This is an important step in my life, and it hasn't quite sunk in yet. It's
Fez- We haven’t
been short of trolls in the recent years and I personally enjoy the “little
conversations” that I have with them ;) Next up, TROLL FIGHTER AWARD!!! And the
winner is……. For the second straight year, PLATY!!!! *warm reception*
you everyone. If you ever find any trolls, call 100 fellas :p :p
Fez- And take
away a one direction gift.
Platy- And my
ban hammer as well.