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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    In Phoenix? I could've gone... oh well.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    That sounds like a cheesy horror movie. Starring: @KickUp as the father @Porkhammer as the "special" son ... I just woke up from a long night, I got nothing.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    You'd be surprised what small changes can do.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    Slightly back to GT, my brother had 4 on the PS2 and it didn't have any damage modelling then either. And I sure hope that the GT game coming out for PS4 isn't continuing to use PS2 assets. At least Forza makes new models every generation. I've also heard that GT's 900 cars are like, an 07 Camry and an 08 Camry, where the 08 has a new paint color or rear bumper, but everything else is the same.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    Google cardboard relies on a $500+ phone (if you buy it out of contract) but I do agree they need to get cheaper, but I am afraid this has set a precedent, the one you want will always be $500, the cheaper version will be the older tech.   Well, technically. It just needs a high res screen with a gyrometer. Dude, that sucks, what the heck back-asswards country do you work for? It is Morocco. You've probably heard the news mantling all around the world for the conflict between the Polisario front that claims their illusory Western Sahara which is basically inhabited by Moroccan Sahraouis and MINURSO exclusion from Morocco. Also the diplomatic issues with the US and the countries that voted for self-governance. I would say that the reason why such action was taken and also many terrorist attempts to bombard touristic resorts, restaurants, cafes, to assassinate police officers and people were dissolved and the members behind the depicted attempts were arrested. CoD, CS, BF, GTA, ARMA and all warfare games deliver violence within the players so because of that, that action of banning the VPN service was taken and many more. We're pending reasons for such masking and what I listed were just speculations. We are under pressure and challenges nowadays. Sounds.... fun. Good luck be with you. I'm surely not the only one who expected this right? The V2 physics were shoehorned in to an already full schedule, and they continuously said they weren't exactly happy with it and wanted to change it.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    I'm just waiting for a cheaper headset alternative. The Oculus would be cool for $300, but definitely not worth $600. And the Vive does more than I need, and while it can do interesting things, they'll never get over the limitations of your room scale, thus requiring every game to teleport you. If Google Cardboard is $5, why isn't there a headset with a motion controller for $200?
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    I recently remembered why I don't like Germany. In DR anyways. No offense to actual Germans, I'm sure it's a great place, as long as you conform. The FFB is so weird. It feels fine in dirt, but on tarmac there's notheing there, then suddenly it's slightly there, then it goes away again. It's bizarre. And now that I have Dirt 2 and 3 the FFB in those games is much better for me, and simpler to set up. :/
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    Oh good. Looked like he would get an awful crick in his neck. I remember my dad letting me drive around the neighborhood like that. He likes to throttle.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    @KevM I'm no baby expert, but he doesn't look very happy about it. Just like a "You can't make me" look. Maybe it's the school part. I always fell asleep in school. @PaloSamo That driving view looks awful. He's got to look so far up. He does have a sweet Recaro race seat though.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    The evo studio guys? Already confirmed they're working on a new IP.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    Wonder how that works.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    As far as console cheaters go, there's still all the deadzones where people can cut the track. I've not experimented but I saw one on wales someone posted that cut like 3 corners. Also on the original Forza Horizon there were speed traps around the map to see who could get the fastest speed and some of them were like 30,000mph. Never got fixed and it did kill those traps.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    Nuclear missiles aren't all that classified... or that hard to make. Their location is moreso. Got a link? More dust is easy, it's just cranking up the numbers. Getting the rolling motion, shape and patchiness is a different matter... Hey, were not asking for much here, just small things like this. https://youtu.be/_Q3y-rP1VKY Or this. https://youtu.be/aeNPNOzIgTU
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    It's a 3dsmax plugin (https://www.afterworks.com/FumeFX/Overview.asp). I've spent a lot of time looking at that window, seeing the numbers tick past. Sorry, couldn't resist messing with y'all ;) If it would stop moving I could read it. :P I'm excited for it, but I haven't really seen any real time smoke calculations, just prebaked ones. Now I'm waiting for the day where we have hardware capable of not needing to prebake smoke sims.... mmmmm... smoke... and fire....
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    Well, now you have an off topic and a dislike. So.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    Either way.                                                                
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    That just reminds of the Driver series... but KickUp would probably start saying things like "Left square over bump, caution, don't cut." and before you know it you're somewhere in the woods on a romantic getaway. One way or another, he'll squeal. ;)
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    There are 46 cars in DR and you could also count Pikes Peak as a stage, so 13 of those I don't know. The page I found said 25. Oh, wait, I think that was when it left EA... maybe? http://www.codemasters.com/game/dirt-rally/ Either way it's still a lot less content. @RinusRally I see your dislike, and I counter your dislike with my own dislike.... hardcore race sims aren't evil, my first real racing experience with a wheel is GTR which I haven't bothered to buy yet, and that game has plenty of content. It's still a niche market. Until a big sim comes out like Forza on PC, like everyone was hoping PCars would be, PC sim will continue to be very niche and not very profitable. People are getting more into it, which is good, but in all the PC games I've tried, I get so bored of the GT class cars so quickly, I'm relegated to the 3-4 road cars and 2-3 tracks I like, which is absolutely not worth $60. PC sims are too expensive, poorly optimized, have little content, and have frankly awful visuals for all the elitism they get.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    People giving me disagrees for this? What the h... If Codemasters release an arcade/simcade game it's like they saying: "We prefer money more than creating a full sim. Let us swim in the money, weee." If Codemasters decides to switch to full sims with a release span every 2 or 3 years with rally, off-road, dakar, circuit-racing and whatever is pretty awesome than Codemasters can be the simulation-studio's of the world. This can be something good for us simracers. People will take us seriously. And our games will not be flooded by cheaters, kiddo's, female streamers with dx-racers and many others. It's good for codies, it's better for the sim-scene and it's the best for us sim-racers.  A few points, Sim games are not profitable. They aren't accessible. I didn't even think about getting a Sim game until I got a wheel, about last year. At that point, Sim games have a VERY limited market, and I'm not someone who's going to bother trying to play with a keyboard. Sim's are also a lot more expensive than pretty much anything else. DR for $60 gets you the 12 stages? and 25 cars. AC gets you about the same, + the Nurburgring and some other extra cars, iRacing for $100 a year gets you just 13 cars and 14 tracks, which can be expanded to 53 cars and surprisingly 72 tracks, at an additional $11.95 per car, or up to $14.95 per track. RFactor 2 has a yearly subscription for $43.99 or lifetime for $84.99, which gets you 36 cars and 31 tracks. As you can see, the LESS content you actually have, the more money you can get. I won't even mention RaceRoom. Let's also not forget that these games are all also in their own niche, and NONE of them are anywhere near being perfect. They're all mediocre at best. They severely limit their playerbase, then charge up the yazoo for any content that should've been included (Especially iRacing) and don't make any money. (Except for iRacing, they get a whole new load of "sales" every year.) Meanwhile, Forza Horizon 2 has 210 cars and an open world, complete with career mode, for $60. You can argue about Playground being much bigger, and sure, but they still give you significantly more premium content, and a massive play area, with better graphics, dynamic accurately modeled weather, and a full day/night cycle. And it sold A LOT. And it's a great game to play. It also has WAY more car classes than any of the previous games, and allows a full tuning setup of pretty much EVERYTHING on your car. That took a while. Next topic. I really want to delve into this, because it's fantastic. "And our games will not be flooded by cheaters, kiddo's, female streamers with dx-racers and many others." That's right folks, we don't want kids or women playing our games! :D This is brilliant. I like how he point's out the chair. Like that makes any difference. :D Frankly, I find myself quite attracted to Female  DXRacer streamers... as long as she's attractive. I mean, I have standards. I have a confession to make..... I have a DXRacer.... and it's fantastic....
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    Cars. I know it's late, but I think it's funny.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    I still believe they could do a Forza type deal. Have DiRT 4 come out next with better simcade physics, (DiRT 3 was kind of weird) and then do a DR2 or something after, and make it a cycle. I'd buy both. Right now Dirt 3 is pretty good for when I'm too tired to actually put effort into playing.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    Oh god. I'm going to force myself to read it if it kills me. so far it's like he's trying to be eloquent and come up with clever anecdotes, but his poor grammar and typos mixed with a lack of punctuation and sentence structure make it exceedingly difficult. Here's some quotes direct from this "Gods" mouth. or, y'know, fingers I guess. "God-made Universe beaty" ...Really? Did he now? I've heard of this beaty thing, always wondered where it came from. "From last flat demand of narrow and twisty tracks in-game including springs." ...HUH?! :/ "Their aim was so: to count, or to ascertain in experimental way, how mad speed can they permit themselves during passing certain turn. précised" ....Ah, good old précised. I love being précised. "So, in "dirt" gaming internal complexity of different factors simultaneous count and different type actions' synthesis producing occurred as if pushed outwards and became doomed to freeze in the form of external track complexity." ...Seriously, what the hell is this man saying? "The absence of the power slide in Fake Rally is a simple fact" ...Yeah, sure it is... "[I] finished in top list of June championship using Escort Mk II." ...Alright, maybe I don't pay attention, but isn't the Escort new? "If you turn it a little before mortal handbrake stop and, God save, also throttle a little, invisible hand will catch your machine and begin to twirl it in absurd manner"  ...I love the phrase mortal handbrake stop. God Save. B) "For passing entire long stage in such way you must be possessed with extreme precise carefulness and exactness, usually peculiar to girls or, maybe, [to boys who like boys - so, for whom was it made? (subjective)]" So, I think he's saying everyone that finishes a stage is either A. A woman, or B. Gay. :D But then he uses peculiar instead of particular... So, maybe you can't be gay, or a woman, or a gay woman. That'll make it freak out. "dear friends" HAHAHAHAHA. No. "and the slightest attempt of counteraction is being punishable with head screw off." :p A certain Full Metal Jacket quote springs to mind. "And after produced by this engine furious shove it float by invisible water surface, no matter also, do you push brake or handbrake! These losers cannot understand that if really the same tyres produce such rocket shove, they MUST also stop it, if they accepted perpendicular or even backward direction and also now work for car moving there!" Alright seriously now, I HATE the furious shove it float by invisible water surface. :# "Can You Really Swallow It Without Become A Little Crazy?" Apparently you can't "Dirtists likes to demonstrate snobbery regarding to official WRC game series, and being asked about the reasons for it, instead of less-glamour picture, they tell about such things like "I get first place from first attempt". I like the term Dirtists. We're a cult now. "if set AI to 10th or 9th level, even for me, who established in that game world records, it would be sometimes not so easy to win virtual Loeb after a range of attempts." HAHAHAHAHA (I'm paraphrasing here.) He goes on to talk about flashbacks and complaining about why they're not in the game wile RBR is so much better and doesn't let you restart. Irony? I do believe so. "Inside a Black Hole Yes, some things are simply ridiculous, like "advanced startup" or "car setup at service area"." I didn't realize that! I always wondered what the inside of a black hole looked like. "About last I can only tell, that I found simple fact: turning gears ratio to maximum "long" value you improve your results at ANY stage and with ANY car, but corresponding profit is so insignificant, that it’s not worth to kill time for such "tuning"" That's a useless thing to point out then. That's how tuning works. "First of all, they invented a new type of game world, namely, gaming inside a black hole." Scott Manley should JUMP on this game, I'm sure he'd be interested now. (Paraphrasing) Apparently as mentioned above, DR is literally INSIDE a black hole and the tracks are actually tunnels with 3D printings on the walls. "Scarps and even the simple column in hairpin center will also attract you with force, in spurts rising to infinity after invisible line crossing." I knew there was a reason I kept sliding off the track when I was going to fast! The Gravitational pull is responsible! (Typical race driver) "So, so on." So, so useless. This is not a complete sentence. (Paraphrasing) Someone showed a DR vs. IRL Greece stage and I guess there's more rocks and things in DR? He cites things such as "What a safety barrier," "Why are the road boards so clean, like swept," ...I'm sorry, what the hell is a road board? "exciting is their idea to make road boards at some tracks sharp like knife" ...."we must suppose that that all was "realistic"" :| "Our Little Hardcore Toys." "Our Little Sex Shop?" ;) "But, so, it’s not all," God. Sentence structure is insane in Italy. (trying to keep equipoise at high speed)    ...It's weird to me that he knows words like "equipoise" but not simple grammar or paragraph structure. Even weirder that he actually used it correctly. "You can allegedly touch an idiotic staff member, staying like a ram in half-meter also near track board and absolutely not trying to evade from rushing bolide."...There's the road boards again. I really wish I could understand what this guy was trying to say. From "bolide" I'm assuming he's Italian. (Paraphrasing) I think at this point he's moved on to a new topic but he's still about the reset, road boards, and black holes. At this point I'd like to apologize for the long post. I'm now about 2/3 of the way through. "Not surprising is the fact, that in Codemasters' game all upper rating places are always being occupied with cheaters – it’s the usual story" ...Irony... "But if at their forum you'll ask questions about where these more than strange things origin from, you will be very soon banned forever, and all your posts, including concerning other games, deleted from the forum." .... I'm about 99% certain that's never happened. (Paraphrasing) something about cheaters calling out other cheaters? ...I think? "is it really all OK with the head of those who invented all this?" is it really all OK with you're head? "But, in the same time, what about those, who eat it, who play this game day and night? I do not want to insult anybody, but I can only presuppose, that they simply forgot themselves in a game, which gradually acquired algolagnical (sadism-masochistic) nature." That's right. I get off playing this game because I hate myself. ...I'm a sad, sad, sick man. "Generally, present day social system force people not to find in external world somewhat creative harmony and beauty, but rathe, conversely, produce self-affirmation in forced negation of all concrete. I have no talent for playing RBR or even poor WRC 1-4 games - but instead of creative abilities' development I'll lick "dirt" tracks up to infinity, lay best railway between obstacles - and at the end I'll feel myself a winner, no matter if I was really fast or not." ...What? "It keeps a person unsatisfied and forces him to continue self-torture." I'm still a sick man. "Where From These Legs Outgrow?" Wow. This man TRULY has a way with words. :D What the hell? (Paraphrasing) Okay, from here he goes on to talk about a social disorder bred from youth based on the classroom where from pre-adolescence children are spoon fed information (Or misinformation?) and are expected to remember the information without questioning it, or understanding how the equations/formulae work. I actually agree with him on this point, but to a much different purpose and significantly more important than a $60 video game whose main purpose is to, for lack of a better term, is to waste time. (Paraphrasing) I think he's talking about how the modern life is so dull and drab and video games are our escape from the dystopian reality. Sure, I'll buy that. Then he goes on to say that CM had a chance to do that, but failed, so therefore they're masochists or something. It's actually tugging at my heart strings reading this. "Good Bye, Fake Rally! But now we can say "Good bye, Fake Rally" with a light heart, because just now we can greet TRUE RALLY GAME. WRC 5 has just been released." :D "It has quite poor picture, but." ....But. But... What? What is it? What else did you have to say? PLEASE ANSWER ME! "Firstly mentioned people already formed a sect of Saint Dirt Witnesses lauds their idol at forums, but also abuse with worst words hundred times better games." ...I quite like the sound of a sect of Saint Dirt Lauderday Witnesses, with a steelbook case being held on a pedestal :D We're all cultists here... no wait, it's not a cult, it's a movement. Final mentions. He mentions track licking and sucking, which when I picture in my mind I giggle about. :D He edited the post 3 times. I cant even yell 3 enough. Here's a fun reply. Oh god, I'm dying here. 5660 words? Awesome. This deserves either an award for satire, or an intervention to get you back on your meds. It's a game. So in your little world, being completely out of your mind is making observations based off of an existing model? No, but posting something this long, in this style, using those kinds of phrases makes the writer sound like a lunatic. I fully expected it to end with "Further MORE... Using the New York Times crossword's 3-across answer on September 25, 2009 as a one-time pad, it's OBVIOUS that CODEMASTERS is a cypher for ILLUMINATI" If you can't recognize why the above 5,660 word rant comes across like the ravings of a lunatic... Well, you have my pity.
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    I feel like I'm missing something, who is this guy? And back from where?
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    The forum banned me, no one knows why yet. THE FORUM HAS SPOKEN. ALL HAIL THE FORUM.  Well this got weird quickly! Whilst we're off topic, here's mine and my dad's run of Porlock on last Saturdays Somerset Stages. Managed to set the fastest time in our class! Also, apologies @Rallycameraman for forgetting to wave, as you might have noticed when we came past, we had a small incident on stage 1! There is a video on facebook, but it involves a fair amount of swearing! Nice going, i see your Dad uses the 'bunny rabbit' technique for driving :D He looks like a deranged Easter bunny.                                             
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    DiRTy Gossip about DIRT Rally Games

    I don't buy that as being the lovechild. Pretty sure both DR and DC look better, are more optimized, more stable, and don't rely on the community to make the game worth buying.
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