DiRT Rally Road Book 09/09/16

[KevM 44]

Plus, a reset is a nice 'out' for anyone who either ends up attempting to re-offend cheating & VAC banned, or who chooses to stop playing to avoid a ban & losing face as not very fast.  Just stage a hissy on the forum about 'another reset' & fade off under whatever rock it is you crawled from under...

[Porkhammer 78]

KevM said:

Is the 'rule of selection' : faster than Porkie - must be a cheat?  Im pretty sure that won't really solve the problem.

You're not too bright, are you?

[KevM 44]

Porkhammer said:

KevM said:

Is the 'rule of selection' : faster than Porkie - must be a cheat?  Im pretty sure that won't really solve the problem.

You're not too bright, are you?

You bore me almost as much as competing with cheating cretins did...  I don't really indulge in either activities any more.  Its a bit of a waste of time and 'brightness', real challenges yield real rewards ;)

[Porkhammer 78]

You bore me as well. You seem to have the intelligence of a rake. Please, grow a brain.

[KevM 44]

Good ole Snakey, in with the butt-kiss Agree's - lol

I would take on board your critique Porky, but you don't actually exist!  Hard to give that any credibility...

[Snaky115 18]

Wow, thanks for the insult Kev.                      

[KevM 44]

They are abundant, don't want you feeling left out :)

You seem willing to agree with nonsense and insults aimed at me after all 

[macebig 4]

Afraid that the invulnerability cloak will be stripped down, huh? 

[Porkhammer 78]

I apologise, Kev. You struck a nerve, s'all.

Maybe it would've sufficed to say "no, that's not how it is at all".

heh

[SkiddyMcCrash 311]

KevM said:

Just stage a hissy on the forum about 'another reset' & fade off under whatever rock it is you crawled from under...

Irony.

You must hold all the records on Xbox by now with all that time away from here.

[KevM 44]

SkiddyMcCrash said:

KevM said:

Just stage a hissy on the forum about 'another reset' & fade off under whatever rock it is you crawled from under...

Irony.

You must hold all the records on Xbox by now with all that time away from here.

Probably still have a few, yeah, despite having sold all the gaming stuff in April/May when my son was born & other family stuff (you must have missed that one, or are just an yet another internet ass).  Actually still have the Xbox, thought the Logi wheel went with the PC

I put the cash to good use though, always wanted a V8 to waft about in with the family, the PC money helped with tax & insurance :)

[SkiddyMcCrash 311]

You have a son now? Well done that man. :)

I must have missed that one. That will have been around the time I broke my cheek, had it reset and spent the following weeks doped up on painkillers (true story, but I am an internet ass, just like you ;) ).

I'm glad you got enough cash out of the pc to help you get something you wanted though, that's nice.

[versedi 39]

@Porkhammer  I partially understand you, that you want the records to be there. But be honest, you're not going to stop playing and you're better then ever. Let the a bit slower guys have a good, competitive leaderboards now that cheaters/trainer users may become a little bit scared about it.

Edit: And you'll be a living legend in DR community. You now that.\

And i hope that with a VAC you'll manage to get us a fix for leaderboards after each stage in every event. EVERY. @ChristinaMc :)

[JZStudios 631]

SkiddyMcCrash said:

You have a son now? Well done that man. :)

I must have missed that one. That will have been around the time I broke my cheek, had it reset and spent the following weeks doped up on painkillers (true story, but I am an internet ass, just like you ;) ).

I'm glad you got enough cash out of the pc to help you get something you wanted though, that's nice.

How do you break a cheek?

@KevM I remember seeing a picture of your kid sitting in your rig. Didn't know you sold it. So. uhh, since you aren't around and have a life now, why do you care what Porks up to? You've been accusing him of cheating for a year man, let it go.
Pork is oft not the fastest, but it's still pretty easy to spot people who have unattainable times. It's like the glitched speed traps in Forza Horizon saying people hit 20,000 mph. I somehow doubt it.

@Porkhammer This forums starting to kill that twinkle you used to have in your bright eyes, and that bushy tails getting pretty ragged.

[Procver 3]

Hope this VAC works, this might be great news!

[SkiddyMcCrash 311]

JZStudios said:

How do you break a cheek?

Don't know, can't remember a thing. I think I fell over in the dark and used my face to stop me instead of my hands.

[Porkhammer 78]

SkiddyMcCrash said:

JZStudios said:

How do you break a cheek?

Don't know, can't remember a thing. I think I fell over in the dark and used my face to stop me instead of my hands.

This may be considered a tongue in... cheek... comment. ;) But that floor of yours is sooo cheeky if it caused you this kind of harm.

Cheek mate, nailed it.

Cheek.

k i'm done

[dwkGravey 0]

Hello from my STI
I must've cut a care left five
You tell me "Jump maybe" for every slight bump and crest
And when I crash you're always on 'bout the temps
Hello from Oberstein
Where I hit a hinkelstein
I'll tell you I'm sorry for breaking our car
And it's like Petter, it clearly did tear it apart
Like '04

[KevM 44]

JZStudios said:
@KevM I remember seeing a picture of your kid sitting in your rig. Didn't know you sold it. So. uhh, since you aren't around and have a life now, why do you care what Porks up to? You've been accusing him of cheating for a year man, let it go.

Pork is oft not the fastest, but it's still pretty easy to spot people who have unattainable times. It's like the glitched speed traps in Forza Horizon saying people hit 20,000 mph. I somehow doubt it.

I don't care what Pork is up to, not in the slightest.  
What does interest me is Codemasters finally introducing more robust mechanisms to tackle cheating.
If  you read this thread, it's down to a disagreement between me and him, on how Codies should address the problem that exists on the leaderboards, which started the inevitable insult-slinging (mostly in my direction),, yet everyone jumps down my throat for entering into any sort of discussion that goes against what Porthammer suggests to Codemasters!?  Interesting.....

& I didn't claim I have a life now, Iv said I rarely get time to myself to play Dirt now.

We always seem to end up locking horns on the subject, yet I thought he himself would share my views on the game and the issue it has had with cheating rather than largely opposing them, but that has never been the case

[bogani 756]

So @ChristinaMc, will camera mods be allowed? I really like the replay camera mod from racedepartment. 

[Porkhammer 78]

@KevM I did apologise though, just a page back.

I don't know how or why he misunderstood you that badly though, maybe he had four sixpacks of beers for breakfast? :D

Mmm, beer...

Also, @bogani -

[PaloSamo 0]

ChristinaMc said:

If you're deliberately running trainers to **** up the leaderboards, I'd label you a cheater.

Forum Rules state that

• You shall not use sexually explicit or harmful language including the use of misspelled or punctuated words to insinuate, represent any of the above. (Also known as "masked swearing").

Can you imagine @ChristinaMc being banned from the forum ? ;)

[Porkhammer 78]

PaloSamo said:

Can you imagine @ChristinaMc being banned from the forum ? ;)

She'd go all angryface on us all. I think I managed to illustrate it very well with the help of MS Paint.

[dgeesi0 305]

dunno how to post iamges on here https://postimg.org/image/a3qljtkxf/

[JZStudios 631]

SkiddyMcCrash said:

JZStudios said:

How do you break a cheek?

Don't know, can't remember a thing. I think I fell over in the dark and used my face to stop me instead of my hands.

Hmm.


To @KevM You basically called Pork a cheat in this thread. And plenty of people argued with him without shit slinging insults, and you do go way back with labelling him a cheat.And if you sold your stuff to take care of family and whatnot I'd call that a life. I do this to get away from family.