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10 hours ago, J89 said:

Graphics and car sounds are great. Cars weight are also good, but the most important thing is driving and that´s boring and easy, no challenge.

If you compare the Swedish rally to Dirt Rally 1, now you can drive the flatout without any fear. Dirt Rally 1 Sweden it was challenging and got a good flow.

Well mate, if it's so easy why don't you try topping the R5 leaderboard on Älgsjön Sprint? :classic_biggrin:

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Why such a relative easy car, I would recomment going flat out with the Porsche 😀

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5 minutes ago, Janneman60 said:

Why such a relative easy car, I would recomment going flat out with the Porsche 😀

Well you see, there's certain aliens that have topped the R5 leaderboards on that stage... :classic_wink:

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When I say that driving is easy and boring, it doesn't mean I would be the fastest driver.

As I have said, driving it was great, until they ruined it with patch.

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55 minutes ago, StratosZero said:

Well mate, if it's so easy why don't you try topping the R5 leaderboard on Älgsjön Sprint? :classic_biggrin:

It's not a proper 🙂 car, try to drive the Stratos in Sweden.

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on today's sweden daily  headlights where not working on the bmw e30.

i couldn't  on/off them....

 

bug?  🤔

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1 hour ago, J89 said:

When I say that driving is easy and boring, it doesn't mean I would be the fastest driver.

As I have said, driving it was great, until they ruined it with patch.

The imaginary physics change patch you mean?

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2 hours ago, PetSild said:

It's not a proper 🙂 car, try to drive the Stratos in Sweden.

True, tried it today on a daily. Retired after 18th spin...

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Posted (edited)

just finished spain daily...............

 

jesu s,  group B car on wet tarmac.............  a nightmare 😂

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5 hours ago, StratosZero said:

Well you see, there's certain aliens that have topped the R5 leaderboards on that stage... :classic_wink:

WAIT! Aliens play this game!?! 😱

Area 51 must be one hell of a fun place at the moment! 🤣

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3 hours ago, bogani said:

The imaginary physics change patch you mean? 

The only place where it hasn't been noticed is this forum, and it's not a surprise.

 

Crying fanboys :DD

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Just now, J89 said:

The only place where it hasn't been noticed is this forum, and it's no surprise.

 

Crying fanboys :DD

The one doing the crying here seems to be you, over something that actually didn't even take place. I even remeber the Steam thread about this physics change patch. The very few who claims this thing even occured was an undewhelming minority. Someone told someone "Hey, they changed the physics! Can you feel it?" Placebo is a powerful thing.

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2 hours ago, teknoid85 said:

just finished spain daily...............

 

jesu s,  group B car on wet tarmac.............  a nightmare 😂

Agreed, that's why I avoid Group B monsters usually, very difficult. Although they weren't your grannys Micra in real life either 😃

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9 hours ago, Rallystu2 said:

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'"

 

sorry couldn't resist. But yea, basically sums up Sweden. Does J89 have all the world records now?

 

Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To go full-on, but he keeps on forgetting

What they wrote down, the copilot starts to shout

He opens the gas, but the turns won't slow down 

He's rolling, how? Everybody's joking now

The clock's run out, rear's flat, over—blaow!

Crash back to reality, ope there's moon gravity, ope

There goes radiator, it's holed, he's so mad but he won't

Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows

His whole car's off the road, the rear door is all gone

There's nothing left that's not broke, it's all f****d up, he knows 

When he goes back to the mobile service, that's when it's

Back to the crew again yo, this whole rollcage

Better be repaired in a moment and hope it resists

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20 minutes ago, carpa said:

 

Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To go full-on, but he keeps on forgetting

What they wrote down, the copilot starts to shout

He opens the gas, but the turns won't slow down 

He's rolling, how? Everybody's joking now

The clock's run out, rear's flat, over—blaow!

Crash back to reality, ope there's moon gravity, ope

There goes radiator, it's holed, he's so mad but he won't

Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows

His whole car's off the road, the rear door is all gone

There's nothing left that's not broke, it's all f****d up, he knows 

When he goes back to the mobile service, that's when it's

Back to the crew again yo, this whole rollcage

Better be repaired in a moment and hope it resists

Superb effort. You have both my respect, and my gratitude.

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22 hours ago, J89 said:

Why on earth would I play even worse game?

Why drink water when you could drink bleach?

11 hours ago, Rallystu2 said:

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'"

 

sorry couldn't resist. But yea, basically sums up Sweden. Does J89 have all the world records now?

Remote is ready
Eyes wide, palms are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n' Betty
No virgin to channel surfin'
And I'm HD-ready
So I flip
Garbage is all I'm getting

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5 hours ago, J89 said:

The only place where it hasn't been noticed is this forum, and it's not a surprise.

 

Crying fanboys :DD

You do know all the patch changelogs are available right? There's been no changes to physics anywhere. And I'm an insider and can confirm. But that's okay, the earth is flat too.

 

59 minutes ago, carpa said:

 

Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To go full-on, but he keeps on forgetting

What they wrote down, the copilot starts to shout

He opens the gas, but the turns won't slow down 

He's rolling, how? Everybody's joking now

The clock's run out, rear's flat, over—blaow!

Crash back to reality, ope there's moon gravity, ope

There goes radiator, it's holed, he's so mad but he won't

Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows

His whole car's off the road, the rear door is all gone

There's nothing left that's not broke, it's all f****d up, he knows 

When he goes back to the mobile service, that's when it's

Back to the crew again yo, this whole rollcage

Better be repaired in a moment and hope it resists

You forgot the part where he watches the co-driver burn alive.

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And no, I'm not going to stop giving Dgeesy **** in not so subtle hints for claiming that.

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, JZStudios said:

You do know all the patch changelogs are available right? There's been no changes to physics anywhere. And I'm an insider and can confirm. But that's okay, the earth is flat too. 

Graphics and surface sounds have also been changed in the update, but it was not reported in the changelog.

So it doesn't mean anything.

e. I think the game was made easier for controller pad.

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just been playing Dirt 4 a bit...trying to teach myself how to use a controller. Dirt 4 is a weird game... it's like they tried to market it as kind of a sequel to DR, and a lot of the inner workings do that with the my team stuff, sponsorships, etc, but then the gameplay is kind of halfway between Dirt Rally and Dirt 3 for Gamer mode (which I play), with a crappy 'sim mode' tacked on.

the procedural generation is really good in theory, but as has been said elsewhere, there just isn't enough variety in the number of different turns per location. I feel like not making more tiles available for free DLC or something is a missed opportunity.

but wow, did they ever get a lot of things right! there are so many friggin times of day and weather conditions for every location (Sweden switches the rain for snow of course): 

  • Civil Dawn; Dawn; Early Morning; Morning; Midday; Early Afternoon; Late Afternoon; Sunset; Twilight; Night - 10
  • Dry; Partly Cloudy; Cloudy; Overcast; Mist; Fog Patches; Fog; Light Rain Showers; Light Rain; Rain Showers; Rain; Heavy Rain Showers; Heavy Rain - 13
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On 4/22/2019 at 10:34 PM, Mike Dee said:

I may take a stab with the 240z today, the cars are fun but normally not nearly competitive within the class. Maybe Poland is different?

Did you try it? I did try again but wasn't that much faster. 

Had few close calls. :classic_laugh:

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5 hours ago, ianism said:

just been playing Dirt 4 a bit...trying to teach myself how to use a controller. Dirt 4 is a weird game... it's like they tried to market it as kind of a sequel to DR, and a lot of the inner workings do that with the my team stuff, sponsorships, etc, but then the gameplay is kind of halfway between Dirt Rally and Dirt 3 for Gamer mode (which I play), with a crappy 'sim mode' tacked on.

the procedural generation is really good in theory, but as has been said elsewhere, there just isn't enough variety in the number of different turns per location. I feel like not making more tiles available for free DLC or something is a missed opportunity.

but wow, did they ever get a lot of things right! there are so many friggin times of day and weather conditions for every location (Sweden switches the rain for snow of course): 

  • Civil Dawn; Dawn; Early Morning; Morning; Midday; Early Afternoon; Late Afternoon; Sunset; Twilight; Night - 10
  • Dry; Partly Cloudy; Cloudy; Overcast; Mist; Fog Patches; Fog; Light Rain Showers; Light Rain; Rain Showers; Rain; Heavy Rain Showers; Heavy Rain - 13

Huge potential if they had just fixed up gravel physics and added some extra tiles to stage generator it could have been a very good game. Then if they had added some more locations it would have been a great game, perhaps even on par with Dirt Rally.

I cant undrstand why there are less selections for time of day, its another one of those weird handful of things that are a step backwards from the previous 2 games.

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Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, J89 said:

Graphics and surface sounds have also been changed in the update, but it was not reported in the changelog.

So it doesn't mean anything.

e. I think the game was made easier for controller pad.

Double turds! Here's a .gif. With a guh. None of that Jif peanut butter.

8b72492f-1642-48bc-b4f7-4d8eb88e0d43_tex

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