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BF: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!!

GF: Awww! You remembered!
       What did you get me?

BF: This was supposed to be a surprise, but...
        Remember that pink Mercedes you wanted so bad?

GF: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
        YES YES YES YES YES!
        I'm SCREAMING right now! OMG!

BF: Well, I got you a toothbrush, same colour.
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Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
A: Snowballs.

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.










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Thread revival! Got a couple I wanted to share...
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What did Snoop Dogg say when I asked him why he was carrying an umbrella?

'Fo drizzle'
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The police arrested two teenagers yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.
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