2017 Mexicolan Grand Prix

[MBKF1 91]

Big news this weekend, as our very own Mexicola is set to become the new Formula 1 'Master of Ceremonies', starting this weekend with his own Michael Buffer style driver introductions, tailored especially for the Mexicolan fans!

Give us a shout out!

[Jiggy 5]

DONT FORGET US WHEN YOU ARE FAMOUS BRUV   

[Mexicola 10]

hamilton: el crapo
vettel: el crapo
raikkonen: el guapo
bottas: el wato?                           
ricciardo: el badgo
verstappen: el cuto
perez: AYAYAYAYAYAAYYAYAYAY
ocon: el dieo
massa: el oldo
stroll: el improvo
hartley: el kiwio
gasly: el typhoono
hulkenburg: el overato
sainz: el hitmano
grosjean: el whino
magnussen: el c***o
alonso: el besto
vandoorne: el improvo numero dos
wehrlein: el screwedo
ericsson: el swedo

damas y caballeros
ｋｙｓ

[Hughesy 254]

The honey badger is wearing a  sombrero :joy: Awesome helmet.

[f1since08 60]

Title permutations - Hamilton is champion if:

• he finishes fifth or better
• Vettel fails to finish in the top two
• Vettel finishes second and Lewis ninth or better
• Lewis finishes ahead of Vettel

[MBKF1 91]

Mexicola said:

damas y caballeros
ｋｙｓ

Brilliant.

[Jiggy 5]

AMERICA'S HAAS F1 TEAM is absolutely Karthikeyan in Mexico, poetic justice, some would say.

[Hughesy 254]

That lap from Max!  :o                                

[Jiggy 5]

inb4 Mexicola gives Max a grid penalty for blocking Bottas

[Jiggy 5]

Piss off Vettel, bottling it all season long and suddenly he delivers when absolutely nobody cares about the championship anymore.

[AMSKRR 3]

Jiggy said:

**** off Vettel, bottling it all season long and suddenly he delivers when absolutely nobody cares about the championship anymore.

Wouldn't go that far, he has only made a couple of real errors.

[f1since08 60]

Jiggy said:

**** off Vettel, bottling it all season long and suddenly he delivers when absolutely nobody cares about the championship anymore.

Vettel bottled Azerbaijan, Ferrari bottled the rest of the season.

[GoldenColt 1]

He also bottled Singapore. 

............................

[Hughesy 254]

Max vs Vettel at the start, should be fun.... Got my beers ready, no work tomorrow, so I can enjoy the race and hopefully celebrate Hamilton winning the championship. 

[AMSKRR 3]

I wouldn't be surprised if Hamilton gets himself into 2nd place off the start, huge run and that Merc engine. A nice early retirement for Lewis and a Seb vs Max fight for the win is the dream, they wont be giving an inch

[Hughesy 254]

I’m actually hoping Lewis stays 3rd, so we can watch the carnage between Max and Seb. I seem to have some sort of illness, so I’m not sure how much I’ll be celebrating if/when Hamilton wins the championship, still be drinking my beers though haha.

[Hughesy 254]

Oh look Vettel ramming someone again. Totally ruined the race between him, Hamilton and Max, I was really looking forward to watching those three race.

[RevolvingPrawn 1]

That was some shit driving from Vettel. On the plus side we get to see how far he and Hamilton can get from the back.

Hulk in 4th though... I'm super hopeful one of the 3 in front of him will retire and get him that podium, but I'd guess his engine will probably be the one that goes.

[Jiggy 5]

No way Vettel wins the race from this position.


Maybe Hulkenberg can finally get that podium, but Ocon is faster, so this will be interesting.

[Hughesy 254]

https://twitter.com/mattzel89/status/924715009787219969
Someone try and argue it wasn’t Vettels fault, give me a laugh whilst I drink beer.

Id love Hulk to get on the podium, forever overlooked, he deserves a good result. Also Ocon getting a podium when he’s had death threats and has had security would be hilarious, the fans will go crazy.

[GoldenColt 1]

Sometimes, Vettel is just so annoyingly clumsy. Goddamn it.

[Jiggy 5]

Oh god fucking damn it, Hulkenberg is out again in a promising position again because his Renault is being a piece of shit again.

[RevolvingPrawn 1]

RevolvingPrawn said:

That was some **** driving from Vettel. On the plus side we get to see how far he and Hamilton can get from the back.

Hulk in 4th though... I'm super hopeful one of the 3 in front of him will retire and get him that podium, but I'd guess his engine will probably be the one that goes.

Fucking called it....

[ImDyingYouIdiot 0]

Hülkenberg out. Ricciardo out. Ferrari not fighting for the win and my least favourite driver on its way merrily winning this race.

Why don't you just end me already.

[Hughesy 254]

So you like Hamilton more than Max!  :o