The Worst Things Jeff Says to You

[Lurtz 80]

Just happened to me last night;

At the end of a wet Q2 in China, with less than a minute in which to try one last lap, he tells me to pit to change to inters. 

[SASColfer 52]

Finish P2 in a mad freak result for a backmarker team. "Well done, good race" in a dull tone while I'm going mad at the crazy result. Even bono get's more excited than Jeff and he win every week!

[Bobble2020 22]

For me its when the track is completely dry no forecast of rain and he tells me " Slicks are still the best tyre choice " . 

Also with only a few laps remaining I wouldn't come in for new tyres anyway

 

Edited October 1 by Bobble2020

[DRT-Apophis 81]

30 minutes ago, SASColfer said:

Finish P2 in a mad freak result for a backmarker team. "Well done, good race" in a dull tone while I'm going mad at the crazy result. Even bono get's more excited than Jeff and he win every week!

I have a feeling that, Jeff would be more interesting as a character if his voice lines make references to iconic radios from real life. I mean..unless CM is able to actually make an interesting character out of him, he's not terrible, but just very generic and dull, with an impression that said "I'm from a video game".

It would be great if Jeff has some character development, it's obvious they want Jeff to sounds more human by giving him some attitude, but because it never really changes throughout the game, he ended up just sounding like a more annoying version of those machine-like race engineers in some sim-racing game.

Edited October 1 by DRTApophis

[Guga_Cyr 50]

2 hours ago, DRTApophis said:

...character development...

On that topic, I find it amazing Jeff’s been able to keep his job after all these years, yet Devon Butler got axed after a single season 

[Ho3n3r 122]

On 9/26/2020 at 5:12 PM, FTBuzzard said:

Actually jeff doesn't say anything that bad, but the commentators sometimes say stupid things. As a female driver you are very often addressed as "he".

I have no idea what the commentators say as I skip it before they start speaking. Listening to croft gives me an involuntary enema.

[USPBauer24 74]

The way Jeff says 'be ready with the clutch' gives me the creeps.

[OPgiSh0tz 24]

When I'm minding my own business in like P7 and he says "Okay, we're in the top 10 now". Like Jeff, I ******* know, I've been in the top 10 the whole race!

[PJTierney 4,752]

"Car repairs have... set us back a little."

 

😞 

[DRT-Apophis 81]

7 hours ago, PJTierney said:

"Car repairs have... set us back a little."

 

😞 

Jeff in Alfa Romeo's Garage: "We've found a leak in the ice-cream machine..."

😬

Edited October 6 by DRTApophis

[janbonator 296]

On 10/6/2020 at 6:33 PM, DRTApophis said:

Jeff in Alfa Romeo's Garage: "We've found a leak in the ice-cream machine..."

😬

So that's where Kimi left his gloves.

[dadjokes89 0]

my name jeff damn I wish he would say that just once

[SixtoRodriguez 3]

"Let Mick pass for the championship."

[TRJoey 47]

Lap 29 of 32 in a Race and Jeff says ...

"Expect some light Rain in about 15 Minutes " 

Is that so we don't slip going up to the podium jeff ?

[delange93 13]

"Good job, Youre in the top 10 now!" In a 8 cars online race.....

[Bicarda 448]

Start p2, halfway through lap 1: 
"okay we held position on the start..... that's not great but it's not terrible either" 

Like jeff is literally suggesting to people they make more dives on lap 1 or something

 

On 10/4/2020 at 11:31 AM, USPBauer24 said:

The way Jeff says 'be ready with the clutch' gives me the creeps.

After all these races.. he still thinks he needs to teach us how to do a race start. 
 

Edited October 17 by Bicarda

[TheJokerQx 1]

Jeff: Ok we have a new strategy option to f%?& up the one you setup , so now please stop looking at the track and focus on the menu options.