Some say...

[JZStudios 631]

Some say that he's secretly Jeff bridges, and that in a past life, he was a constipated duck. All we know is, he's called Porkhammer.

[Porkhammer 78]

                                                                                           

[OzoreXS 0]

I´m not saying its conspirancy, but its conspirancy.

[ramPage16 0]

 http://i.imgur.com/gpZWy.gif

• Body is 12 characters too short.

[Dytut 89]

• Porkstig is 40 characters too short.    

[enamel 0]

When Porkhammer rallies, he likes to block the door so there are no interruptions.

[Porkhammer 78]

                                                                                    

[RyuMakkuro 6]

                                                                                                              

[Porkhammer 78]

I am sad to inform yous that this is how my daily went:

[JZStudios 631]

Somehow I knew this thread would be fun.

[Porkhammer 78]

Chilling tutorial:                                                              

[enamel 0]

When Porkhammer sees he is at the top of the daily leaderboard:

[JZStudios 631]

Some say he lives in the woods, with a pack of rabid squirrels, all by the name of kitty, and that in his spare time he takes umbrellas out for romantic cruises. All we know is, he's called http://forums.codemasters.com/profile/Porkhammer

[JZStudios 631]

JZStudios said:

Some say he lives in the woods, with a pack of rabid squirrels, all by the name of kitty, and that in his spare time he takes umbrellas out for romantic cruises. All we know is, he's called http://forums.codemasters.com/profile/Porkhammer

Well that didn't work.

[Porkhammer 78]

enamel said:

When Porkhammer sees he is at the top of the daily leaderboard:

The waiting to see if it will last...

[JZStudios 631]

Porkhammer said:

enamel said:

When Porkhammer sees he is at the top of the daily leaderboard:

The waiting to see if it will last...

When he get's bumped to second

[Porkhammer 78]

And then 5th:                                               

[enamel 0]

That one time he decided fitness might be the key to fast rally times

[Porkhammer 78]

Sneakily keeping an eye on the leaderboards:

[KevM 44]

Porkhammer, when he hands his timecard in at the end of the Daily Stage....

[JZStudios 631]

I was hoping for more Top Gear some say, but oh well, I guess it's turned into Jeff Bridges hour.

[KevM 44]

Let me find my KickUp some say....          

[KevM 44]

Some say, his voice can only be heard through a Peltor headset, and that his arms and legs have adjustable Bump and Rebound....   All we know is, he's called KickUp Porkhammer!!

[RyuMakkuro 6]

Porkhammer after winning a 2000s monthly

[DocStrangelove 165]

Some say he won a weekly in GT6's lunar rover