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I have watched too much Frankie Boyle as a child, because i cracked up severely at the initial version of @Porkhammer 's joke.

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Snaky115 said:
I have watched too much Frankie Boyle as a child, because i cracked up severely at the initial version of @Porkhammer 's joke.
Lets just hope nothing untoward happens in San Francisco <.< got my eye on you porkhammer.

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That's because you are a picky little !#$% quoting only half a sentence. ;D Yeah i typed that a little weird, there is no use to shorten the ratios that much just to make seventh barely usable. I do like seeing the number Seven in my gear indicator, though. :no_mouth: 

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I've been having an awful event so far, but it's been as fun as it has been frustrating.

I was good until stage two or so, when I rolled at least twice and damaged the car severely. Eventually I got to stage five, with a damaged radiator (which then damaged the engine), two punctures and a broken dignity... and just as I cross the line the game crashes. I had high hopes because I was 13th on stage 1.. such is life.

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Stage 1: dunno how the Impreza hasn't blown up after the stage due to pure bad tempered driving.  My monitor decided to refresh & go black for 1.5 secs toward the start.  Thankfully I hit nothing but the brakes!!

Stage 2:  Started to cautiously, didn't get a rhythm and got chucked off by the ditch inside a 3 right.  Bad ditch...

Stage 3: Oh dear... Smashed screen on a landing, went off the road, hit a twig, got a puncture, crashed, continued with puncture flat out

Stage 4: more enjoyable, but daydream autopilot kicked in mid stage, hit a postbox but only lost seconds. OK

Stage 5: thank heavens for a service!  Two punctures, one jump (before I even got to the yellow house)! The car is shot.  

Stage 6:  F it mode, wrote the car off.


Head not in the right place, too many distractions I think....  











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Newsflash: Since the game crashed I had to do Hamelahti again. This time I did a 9:52:somethingsomething! Yaaa!

I have an awful habit of exclaiming asscrack when I crash.

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I have an awful habit of exclaiming asscrack when I crash.
I call the car a useless c*** and/or wh**e. :D
I usually shout "FUCKTITS!"
I thought I was the only one!

Back to the event, I crashed into a pole and retired. At least I wasn't last.

Also turns out that my radiator was at 0% when I got to service, haha...

Where will the next race be?

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I have an awful habit of exclaiming asscrack when I crash.
I call the car a useless c*** and/or wh**e. :D
I usually shout "FUCKTITS!"
Mine is similar, as in "Oh for fucks tits". xD
I have my mother language popular one "Kurwa Mać!", usually being followed by a combo of bad words towards the car ;)

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versedi said:
I have an awful habit of exclaiming asscrack when I crash.
I call the car a useless c*** and/or wh**e. :D
I usually shout "FUCKTITS!"
Mine is similar, as in "Oh for fucks tits". xD
I have my mother language popular one "Kurwa Mać!", usually being followed by a combo of bad words towards the car ;)
As a Finnish guy I keep it short. Vittu.

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Ah, the joys of no service areas.
Good job for the livery, main thing to left to tell you it's a Delta.

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I don't see the problem, my cars usually end up that shape.  Let's say they're, er, inspired by Colin ;)

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Thought I'd try out the escort and this 7th gear I've heard so much about. It was a mistake though, it's a bag of shit. Well. no, it's fun just slow. Gear ratios also seem pretty placebo in this here game. Anywhooo, retired from this particular rally after some prettty spectacular crashes if I do say so myself.

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I spy a DiRTier mod

Body is 21 characters too short.

Nyope. I downloaded it, but mainly for the opposite reason - to reduce dirt for screenshots.
Haven't actually unzipped it as of yet.

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versedi said:
I have an awful habit of exclaiming asscrack when I crash.
I call the car a useless c*** and/or wh**e. :D
I usually shout "FUCKTITS!"
Mine is similar, as in "Oh for fucks tits". xD
I have my mother language popular one "Kurwa Mać!", usually being followed by a combo of bad words towards the car ;)
I am using it less and less. Part of the reason I speak more often in English than in Polish xD But in the most dire circumstances... yep, nothing works as well as good ol' "NO ŻESZ KURWA JEGO MAĆ" xD

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versedi said:

I have my mother language popular one "Kurwa Mać!", usually being followed by a combo of bad words towards the car ;)
I am using it less and less. Part of the reason I speak more often in English than in Polish xD But in the most dire circumstances... yep, nothing works as well as good ol' "NO ŻESZ KURWA JEGO MAĆ" xD
I often get it even shorter cause I'm from the south part of country - "nosz kurwa mać" :D


Ending offtopic:
So next event Sweden + which class?

What about something like was with Finland that we jump straight into league without checking the stages in custom event first (ofcourse community testers know the stages already)?

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versedi said:
versedi said:

I have my mother language popular one "Kurwa Mać!", usually being followed by a combo of bad words towards the car ;)
I am using it less and less. Part of the reason I speak more often in English than in Polish xD But in the most dire circumstances... yep, nothing works as well as good ol' "NO ŻESZ KURWA JEGO MAĆ" xD
I often get it even shorter cause I'm from the south part of country - "nosz kurwa mać" :D
South-west here, so I'm kind of more grammatical in that aspect by nature :D Well, in any case I hope the WW will fix the punctures and I'll be able to race in this league, heck, play the game at all.
FloatingGrass said:
Where will the next race be?
Well, the current state of voting is:
- "Voyage, Voyage" - 4 votes
- Mad at Front - 1 vote
- Easy and Hard, or Hard and Easy? - 5 votes

As to jumping straight to Sweden, I agree here with @Rallycameraman to make the Sweden as last in the next league, so that everyone have equal chance on the event. And it will start most likely once the WW update rolls in. So if you haven't voted for the theme for the next Season (the Finland one doesn't count as a season), please do vote.

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I vote for the "Easy and Hard, or Hard and Easy" cause voyage seems like a mini to me.

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